• me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
  • me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
  • me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
  • me: i'ma read the back of this.
  • me: lather, rinse, repeat?
  • me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
  • me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
  • me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
  • me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
  • me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
  • me: did i already wash my hair?
  • me: i think i did but i don't remember.
  • me: i'ma do it again.
  • me: FUCK I REPEATED.
  • me: well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
  • me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
  • me: i bet it's awkward.
  • me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
  • me: okay time to get out.
  • me: 
  • me: 
  • me: where the fuck is my towel.

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Throwback!

@toddjgriz: We had fun…

lastsforevers:

I’m human, I’m not perfect. I make mistakes all the time, but I guess my job is to keep those mistakes to myself, which I’m already fine doing and just try to be the best I can be for those kids.

Random selena gifset requested by mwaries

“I was quiet, but I was not blind.” — Fanny Price, Mansfield Park (Jane Austen)